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Look teacher I am a super tester

From a fellow second grade classroom. While giving our new students their pretest one of the children came up to the teacher and announced that she was finished filling out her scan sheet. Proudly she exclaimed, “Look teacher I did … Continue reading

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You Deserve a Break Today

Dear McDonalds, Thank you for the straws you guys gave us to make Vertex Edge Graphs. You guys are the best. Oh yeah, I love the Chicken Nuggets you guys make. I wonder what is your secret ingredient. You gave … Continue reading

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It’s What’s For Lunch.

Doing the lunch count yesterday it worked out that all of my students wanted a Hot Dog for their meal… Me- “Well, we are all Hot Dogs. Boy, that’s the truth.” Girl Student- Hey guys we are all Weenies!

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Where’s The Beef?

My friend told her class they would be having a Veteran coming into class the following week to talk about his experiences.   Friend- “Class, does anyone know what a Veteran is?”   Student- “Yes, it is a person who … Continue reading

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What?????? What Was That Again?

OK, I totally stole this one from a friend who teaches middle school in Colorado. ( With her permission of course) Hey, I need all the laughs I can get. I takes them where I sees them-lol! So after learning … Continue reading

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Who Says Innovation Is Dead?

Me- “You have to use your imagination on this one.”   Second Grader- “Wellllllll, Ms S.  I used to have an imagination but it broke.”

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Founding Fathers Finally Can Smile Again!

Hello Dear Reader. For my first blog it has to be my all time favorite classroom story. It was Constitution Day 2010 and life was good. I had a very smart, funny, outgoing class. We had just learned numerous facts … Continue reading

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